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Relationships/Dating
What It Means To Be Zombied In A Relationship
Ghosted By A MILF
Most of us are familiar with Ghosting. If you are late to the party, Ghosting is where your lover, friend, or partner up and leaves with no explanation. Disappearing like a Ghost.
Ghosting is the worst thing that can happen to anyone in a relationship because you are left with no explanation of the Why. However, many relationship therapists think getting Zombied is even harsher.
This is when someone you were romantically involved with, but never defined the relationship, ghosted you and then suddenly came back into your life as if nothing ever happened and s/he can pick up right where they left you hanging.
I never knew this type of thing had a name and since I’m a big fan of The Walking Dead, it’s kind of cool. Plus in my opinion at least when the Ghost turns into a Zombie you can ask the a-hole to explain why they left. Below is My Zombie Ghost Story.
My Zombie Milf
Miss Tonya and I started a relationship one magnificent summer. She was the baddest babe in our hood. The Bangin Baddie was much older than yours truly. Although she was only 21, the hottie had a baby, and my lil homies and I considered her a Magnificent Milf.
