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Two Co-eds Are Better: Bambi After Party
Confessions Of An American College Baller
My lil Red hottie has been hanging with your boy for the entire Spring Break. We barely made it back to campus after being Bonnie & Clyde in the Projects at East Tennessee State University. We made a big lick with a few of my Ledbetter Road homies.
Red and I decided to throw a house party with the proceeds. The Party was dope. However, the Bambi After Party with Red & Candy was on fire. The names have been changed to protect the not-so-innocent coeds.
THE HOUSE PARTY
We have meticulously rolled 20 joints as party favors. The gambling room is filled with enough weed smoke to make Cheech and Chong proud. Red is of course sitting on my lap. She is my personal roach clip and beer funnel.
Four football players along with Red and I are gambling. I’m unfamiliar with the meatheads at the table with the exception of my boy Coop. He is a badass wide receiver; through the years we have unintentionally shared numerous co-eds on the yard.
