My Official Visit

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The visit to Clemson happened in the spring as opposed to the dead of winter at App State. A balmy 75 degrees without a cloud in the sky the entire weekend.

The Chow Hall was something special, where only the football and basketball players had their meals. The appetizers of buffalo wings and loaded potatoes. Entrée London Broil, and would you believe a soft serve ice cream machine with chocolate and vanilla.

Littlejohn Coliseum, where the basketball team played, was like the Taj Mahal. It evoked so many memories. As a 10-year-old, coming to see her was awe-inspiring.

Watching a football game “The Spring Game” which is an intrasquad scrimmage in Death Valley with some 60,000 fans.

Finally, rubbing Howard’s Rock, the iconic symbol legendary coach Frank Howard brought from the original Death Valley. Our football warriors rub the rock before entering the field of play. It’s the most fascinating pre game entrance in all of college football.

I think (Can it get any better). Yes, answering my question. We exit the Training Table after a lunch fit for a modern day Gladiator.

We walk down the sidewalk leading through the Girls only dorms. I see a sight that any red-blooded American Baller could only dream about.

The lawns covered with blankets with Coeds as far as your eyes could see in bikinis, laying out sunbathing. It’s a surreal moment. Their movements seem to be in slow motion.

Every shape, size and nationality of womanhood; laughing, lying, frolicking in the beautiful Clemson sun.

We cross the street to enter Calhoun Courts, the apartment complex where the basketball players live. The cobble stoned walkways and stunning landscapes contain even more beauties in lawn chairs and on blankets lining the walkways.

Grayson, the starting point guard and my personal tour guide, knows them all. He introduces me to a bevy of sexy coeds that leave my head spinning.

The final nail in the App State coffin happened that night at Crazy Zacks, an on campus bar and dance club.

The Kappa’s, a black fraternity, hosts “THE KAPPA JAM”. A once a year party for all the on campus black…