Secrets Of A Sorority Sista

My Night With A Charleston Cutie

This sexy tale took place in the late 1980s. For millennials, mom wasn’t always so prim and proper. It’s a good bet she spent some wild nights with a Bad Boy Baller like yours truly while attending University.

No worries, my friends. The names have been changed to protect the innocent and not-so-innocent Sex-Starved Sorority Sista. Return to a time before pandemics, face masks, and staying six feet away. I promise you a great time up close and personal. These are some of my favorite Flavors Of Chocolate.

The Kappa Sweetheart Dance

My room dawg’s sacrifice of going through Rush Week to become a KAPPA allows me some of the perks of being a member of the historic fraternity and, most importantly, an invitation to the annual KAPPA Sweetheart Dance. This is where all the KAPPA Sweethearts dress up to the nines and introduce the new stable of Sweetheart pledges.

At this point in my Baller career, I’m well-known on and off the court, especially in the Sweetheart circles. They have always been my favorite flavor of chocolate.

Just as Fresh Meat Week on the overall campus is a shooting gallery for upperclassmen of easy prey: freshmen coeds, aka bambies, there is a plethora of bambies lined up to be…