Fictional Series/ This Happened To Me

Random Hook-Up #2

Her White Thigh High Boots

I’m on the Hunt For A Random Hook-Up with a slutty sorority girl. But first I need a drink so I head straight to the bar. The Zoo has been my favorite spot since I came as a high school senior and got lucky with a Nasty Dirty Blonde.

It was Crazy Zack’s then, but for some reason unknown to me, after freshman year, the owners changed the name. As I look around at all the different species of lambs & bambies, lions & tigers, gazels & stallions. I now understand the name change.

Tonight I’m feeling like Mufasa, top of the food chain. However, trying to locate my friend Angel in this thick jungle of humanity will not be easy. FUCK! This asshole never comes to the Zoo.

Wouldn’t you know it Angel’s ex is in the building. Looks like I’m not the only predator on the prowl for some precious prey. I see her exiting the lady’s room. Angel is without a doubt the sexiest, sluttiest, sorority girl on campus. Hooking up with her will make my year.

I go for her like a hungry tiger that has spotted his meal for the rest of the weekend. I’m fastly approaching, she still hasn’t seen me.

Then, without warning: Ra Base’s song starts to play. It Takes Two to Make a Thing Go…