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Ravishing Russian Tutor
World Famous House Party
Our house party is in full effect, the red strobe light gives our living room a club feel. The wheels of steel are pumping Public Enemy repping New York City. NWA aka Nigga’s Wit Attitude repping Compton is in the mix.
A big tin tub of ice filled with Schlitz Malt Liquor Bulls reppin Ledbetter Road. The bar area has Patrone reppin Mexico and Popov Vodka for the White Russians, making it an International Affair.
We got all my mates from the Basketball Team with strategically placed Snow Bunnies. Red beans and rice didn’t miss her Sistas posted up at the bay window, waiting for the Frat boys from Sigma Ki to put in their bid.
I’m posted up in the back bedroom with a Russian exchange student. The irony is that Anastasia is the English tutor the team assigned since I’m failing English. She is so excited to attend one of our world-famous House Parties.
I have meticulously rolled 20 joints as party favors. The gambling room is filled with enough weed smoke to make Cheech and Chong proud. Stasia and I are both high from weed and half drunk from her personal stash of real Russian vodka.
The ravishing Rooskie is sitting on my lap. She is my personal roach clip and beer funnel. Four football players along with Stasia and I are gambling. I’m…
