Mona, slide over and pour me a Scotch. It's the beginning of the year and I write Rehab With Two Angels. It receives 1.4k views in a six hour period. At the time, me being a newbie, I'm thinking I've broken through, about to be a member of the $100 club.

Instead, I made the 100 cents club. All external views with an average read time of 3 min 2 seconds for a whooping $1.72 cents. Don't get discouraged your next article will go viral internally.

Happy Writing!