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Five AM Drunk Call
Baby Can We F*ck Right Now
My bitch of a girlfriend gets pissed when I come over drunk asking for sex. I make one little request, and she kicks me out, leaving me sitting in my car, thinking of what to do next.
I do what I always do under such dire straights. Call my ride or die. My good ole standby.
Missy is a phat-ass white girl from Lawndale, NC. We met during freshman orientation, and we’ve been friends with benefits ever since.
“Missy baby, dis Kade. It’s five a.m., and I’m drunk right now. I was callin’ to see if I can come over and we fuck?”
“Where are you?”
“Over at the Delta House. Baby, Kia and I got in a fight, and she threw me out.”
“Kade, I’ve told you I don’t like being your second choice to that Bitch.”
“I’ve got a little Mylie Cyrus for you. I need to taste you?
“Yeah, I’m so sure. You can come over, but you will do whatever I request. Understand!”
“Anything Bae. My cock is so hard, and my mouth is so wet for you. Can we fuck right now? I just need my friend.”
“Laura is over at her boyfriend’s house. I will leave the door unlocked. Just come in. Kade, I need you to listen carefully.”
