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Confessions Of A Bad Boy Baller #1 Forbidden Cougar: The Coach’s Wife
This Series of Confessions is set in the late 80s on and around an American College campus. I’m a hoop star, hood legend, and Bad Boy Baller. So why confess now after all these years? Well, my friends, I’ve always wanted to be Catholic. However, growing up in the rural south didn’t afford any opportunities to visit a Confessional.
You may ask why Catholicism? First I love that thing where you cross your heart, kiss your fingers, and point to the sky. The coolest way to pray ever.
My favorite college basketball player growing up was Mike Dunleavy. He was a shooting guard at the University of South Carolina. He did the cross-your-heart thing before he shot his free throws. Dude shot like 90 percent from the line.
However, the main reason I wanted to be Catholic was you could commit all sorts of sexual sins and all you had to do was visit a Priest. Go inside the booth and tell him all your sinful erotic stories. He would make you do like a hundred Hail Marys and God would forgive you.
But I digress.
The Statute of Limitations has run out and now the truth can be told. Millennials, mom wasn’t always so Prim & Proper. It’s a good bet she and maybe even her mom spent some wild nights with a Bad Boy Baller.
