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3 am Booty Call
My Good Ole Stand By
Four years of being a Clemson Tiger Hoop Star has some built-in advantages. The number one benefit is having the ability to make a 3 am Booty Call.
My bitch of a girlfriend gets pissed when I make one little request, storming out, and leaving a brother with fucking blue balls.
I could jack off but I’m not going to give her the satisfaction. I refuse to go out like Willie Lump Lump. I call my good ole stand by.
Missy is a phat-ass white girl from Lawndale, NC. She attended Crest High, a rival of my high school. We met during Freshman Orientation and became fast friends.
In part because of our hometown connection and mutual sexual compatibility. She is usually my first call when my smoking hot, high-maintenance, black girlfriend pisses me off.
“Missy Baby, this is Kade. Are you alone tonight?”
“Yes Boo, what time is it?”
“It’s 3 am and I’m lonely. Baby, Kia and I got in a fight and I need someone to talk to. I’ve got a little Mylie Cyrus left over. We can share and talk. Can I come over?”
“Sure Bae, I will leave the door unlocked. Just come in.”